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Lebron. LeBrick. LeFail.
Nice work, LeChoke. You handpicked your team, dragged 2 other NBA players in the mud, held a painful ego-feeding nationally televised princess ceremony to announce your new team, and after all that... YOU CHOKED.
Then you start throwing insults at people who are less fortunate than you? Screw that.
Wonder why you have haters? Here's a recap. Not shaking Dwight Howard's hand after that Eastern Conference Finals win in 2009? Douche. Those disrespectful puppets? Douche. “The King” bullshit? Douche. Ditching Cleveland after they gave you everything you asked for? Douche. Stealing the limelight from last year's finals teams with your stupid decision antics. Douche. “The Decision” itself? Douche. You are nothing more than a media-starving, attention-grabbing spoiled brat douchebag.
You let down Cleveland, ditched the fans who loved you, and have now let down Miami. You're not “the greatest," “the King," or a leader. You have no heart.
As retaliation for that annoying media frenzy Decision, it's our job to throw it in your face, just like you did to us when you left the Cavs.